Tired of hearing about Paul Ryan? Yeah, me too. Here’s a little break thanks to our furry friends in Germany.
Three kangaroo fugitives were captured after their daring escape from Germany’s Rheinböllen Wildlife Park. How did they escape, you ask. I know you’re dying to know so I’ll tell you.
They were aided and abetted by a boar and a fox. Apparently, the boar knocked down one barricade while the fox burrowed under another allowing the ‘roos to taste a few fleeting moments of freedom.
Skippy(typical), Mick(nod to Crocodile Dundee, perhaps), and Jack(it’s a kangaroo not a rabbit) were apprehended nine miles from the park. The kanga-criminals were detained by authorities, the last of which being snatched by a “very fit policewoman” who faced down death as she leapt onto the beast and took that bitch down.
While the kangaroos’ motives are clear, it has yet to be determined why the boar and fox were trying to break in to the park.