Every journalist knows there that one story that was made for them to write. Now, I’ve found mine, and in this one sentence you’ll understand why this story was meant for me:
A charity event was recently hosted in Japan during which participants got to squeeze the breasts of Japanese porn stars.
Squeezing the breasts of porn stars for charity… It had to be from Japan! Nowhere else. Now do you see why I love this country?
The grope-fest in question happened during the “Erotica Will Save The World” charity event: a 24-hour live streaming extravaganza on August 25 – 26. The proceeds from the event went to the STOP!AIDS charity, which promotes the awareness, treatment, and prevention of AIDS.
See? It’s all for a good cause.
The breast-squeeze benefit was hosted by popular Japanese satellite porn channel, Paradise TV and it was said to be the most popular segment of the event. Even more popular than the Masturbation Marathon (Not made up)…
Men (And women) who wanted to “give to the cause” simply had to show some ID (To verify they were over 18), make their donation, sanitize their hands (The “girls” need to be protected, after all) and get their feel on with one out of their ten actresses.
To make sure everyone got a chance to play, those participating were only allowed two squeezes per hand (Yes, they counted). Anything more and you had to make further donations. Seems fair.
Even the porn stars want to cop a feel! (Notice the guy on the right?)
All I need to know now is, when and where is next year’s event going down? So I can get more up-to-date coverage next time, that is…
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Al Penwasser
09/15/2012
And me living in Pennsylvania! Those Japanese have all the fun.
The only breasts I get to squeeze are my own. Well, and Mrs. Penwasser’s.
When she’s asleep.
Al Penwasser
09/24/2012
I just hadda come back. For solely prurient reasons only.