Calling Anne Frank Pornographic
Michigan parent claims Anne Frank’s Diary too ‘Pornographic for 7th grade students. Worried vaginas are worse than Nazis.
The Brave Little Wallet
Stolen wallet makes its way back to its owner 23 years later. Don Bluth buys the movie rights.
Guns Sure Love a Spotlight
This week, the Senate rejects gun legislation and the husband of an Arkansas Republican wants to shoot lawmakers. For the children of course.
The “Good” Wife?
Gabrielle Reece explains why she’s the most successful wife: she’s soft, receptive, and submissive. I try not to barf.
Preventing Rape with Lingerie
Anti-rape lingerie is invented in India, slaps a tiny bandaid on worldwide rape culture.
Planned Parenthood Protesters and YOU!
I face protesters at the Planned Parenthood and hypothetically let them have it. Or something.
Breaking News: Rush Switches Sides!
The bombastic radio host and mouthpiece of the conservative movement came out for the other team, the liberal team that is.
Chris Christie is Fat & Other Irrelevant Tales
Chris Christie, big personality, big man. Known for his explosive temper and his outspoken political views, often pissing off both sides of the aisle. Yet, what is this man most know for? His fat.
Crazy Pete Says Shoot Hillary in the Vagina
Pete Santilli, radio host, says Hillary Clinton needs to be “shot in the vagina” and that the hunt for “Obama bin Laden” was fake. Yup. He said that.