They’ve made Merida too sexy. She doesn’t have her bow and arrow. They’ve put her in the dress she tore off her body in the movie. And these mother’s have used the internet to sign a petition to Disney to get them to change Merida back to her movie look. Over 200,000 people have signed this petition. To which Disney basically told them to shutup.
Odds are that you live in a state with the “Baby Moses” or safe haven law that says a person can not be arrested for leaving a newborn at designated places (usually a fire station or hospital) within 72 hours of it being born. A beach of Hawaii, while I’m sure is a nice vacation spot, is not one of those safe havens.
I just suffered through the almost 6 minutes of Brad Paisley and LL Cool J’s “Accidental Racist” song to write this post for y’all.
What’s going on in Nelson, Georgia you ask? Oh just the city passed a law that requires every head of household to own a gun that’s all.
A 6th grader in Taylor, Michigan made headlines today when she reportedly came to school with $20,000 worth of money in a backpack. Not only was she in school with the cold, hard cash, but she was handing out $100′s to her classmates all willy nilly.
During the anatomy scan that’s typically done about 20 weeks into a pregnancy, severe abnormalities were found. Severe. Heart defects. Brain defects. That kind of severe. So much so that the biological parents decided that it would be best to abort the pregnancy.
To which Kelley said “uh uh.”
Gallon smashing is a simple as it sounds. They take a gallon or two of milk, and hurl it, and themselves on the ground. Then when store employees come over to help, the kids make a scene about getting up. Some nearby kid is taping it (see how adult I am? I say “taping”) and they upload it to YouTube.
Memphis is known for a lot of things. Barbeque. Country music. And an affinity to hold on to the deeply racist past of the Civil War. Some people in Memphis have petitioned to…
To encourage the home team to do well, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes has offered a week of free sex if they win.
Starting February 4, 2013, Canada is doing away with the penny. You’re going to be expected to round up or down to the nearest 5 cents.