Playtex knows you’re a dirty, dirty girl. Or boy.
This is a real advertising campaign for a real product.
Kai on Kimmel: More wit and wisdom from America’s favorite hitchhiker with a hatchet
I just can’t get enough of this guy. But then, who can? Remember Kai, the hatchet-wielding hitchhiking hero who bashed Jesus over the head when he tried to kill a few innocent people?…
What would Jesus do? Pretty sure it wouldn’t involve carrying a gun to church.
As if I needed another reason to sleep in on Sundays, Arkansas’ legislators have passed a bill allowing concealed handguns to be carried into churches. I don’t know what I’m getting so foamy…
JK Rowling’s new novel still features teenagers, but you won’t mistake them for Harry, Ron or Hermione. Draco, maybe.
The Casual Vacancy tops the bestseller lists despite mixed reviews.
This is not what teacher-student relations is supposed to look like.
Student, 17, reports he and teacher had sex in the school parking on four different occasions.
Seriously not safe for work, but you need to see it anyway.
Do you know what your state’s voter ID laws are?
Sex with miniature donkeys frowned on in Florida. Wonder how they feel about regular size donkey sex?
Florida man arrested for loving his donkey just too, too much.
What? They Don’t Put Babies in Dryers When You Give Birth in a Hospital? What’s That Incubator Thing For, Then?
Angela Janecka really, really didn’t want to have another baby, so much so that she put her newborn in the dryer and told her husband it was stillborn.
The Price Is Right Celebrates 40th Anniversary and Bob Barker’s Invitation Gets Lost in the Mail
TV’s longest-running game show celebrates its 40th anniversary and the man who hosted it for 30 years is conspicuously absent.
Put Yourself in a Father’s Place? Put Yourself in a Woman’s Place, You Moron.
Pennsylvania Senate candidate Tom Smith may say he disagrees with Todd Akin, but he could have fooled me.
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