Abercrombie & Fitch: Not Hot, Don’t Shop
Could you pass the test? Are you cool enough and skinny enough to… shop at Abercrombie & Fitch? The models in their ad campaigns sure are, but what about the rest of us?
Would You Want This Man Negotiating Your Freedom? Didn’t Think So
With an American sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in North Korea, the diplomatic path to his freedom just got a little scary. Dennis Rodman is counting on his BFF Kim Jong-Un to play nice and release him. Would you want The Worm in charge of your freedom?
Bacon: If It’s Good Enough For Pearl, It’s Good Enough For Me
Bacon: We love it, but we don’t eat it because they tell us it will kill us. Hogwash I say. Meet Pearl Cantrell, who at age 105 eats bacon daily. If it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for me.
A Stripped Down Version of Monkeying Around
When Daylen Holloman told police he was a monkey, they tried to tell him otherwise. And while nobody seems to care that monkeys are naked, apparently human-monkeys need to cover up. There might have been a failure to communicate here.
Nude and Rude TV: The Latest Reality Show
Two middle-aged men look at a naked woman and tell her what’s wrong with her body. A bad dream, nope, a new reality show with yeah, naked women.
Long Live the King. I’ll Drink to That and So Will He
Most of us have been known to throw back a few drinks now and then. World rulers are no different. But the new King of The Netherlands has quite a rep for indulging. Tonight it’s party time.
They Say Prison Is What You Make It. Well, One Inmate Had It Made
So what’s it really like behind bars? Well, for one inmate it’s a lot of work. Running an underworld empire and having a lot of sex kept him busy. But now the fun is over. His four female guards are pregnant and the officials are wondering why he was the only one getting lucky. Alas Tavon, your fun is done.
Mayhem or Maim Him? Either Way, The Trial Begins
What’s in a name… or better yet, what’s in the garbage disposal? I hope it’s not what’s for dinner.
Mirror, Mirror. What Do I See?
How do you see yourself? Can you give Halle Berry a run for the money or do you think of yourself more as the Wicked Witch of the West? A new commercial addresses self-image and the results are very interesting.
I Beliebe I May Be Sick
In an attempt to repair a seriously tarnished image, Justin Bieber visits a place of historical significance, the Anne Frank House. Unfortunately, he’s not only a jerk but a deluded one at that. Aren’t his 15 minutes up yet?
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