Hello, friends. I’m so glad you could join me here today. Please, have a seat, help yourself to some coffee and get comfy. I promise you’ll be glad you came.
First, let me start by introducing myself. I’m Vinny C, a longtime proponent of coffee and how the magic bean can improve your life. I’ve helped many good people, much like you by showing them how they can dramatically enhance their lives just by adding a little coffee into their daily routine. I’ve shown women how coffee can help combat their depression and even helped to show others the light by revealing how drinking coffee can help against skin cancer.
Together with my fellow dedicated coffee lovers, we try to bring the world the latest discoveries in caffeine. Just recently, one of my colleagues shared the amazing findings of studies from both Japan and Finland which showed that coffee can also benefit your heart and liver and prevent strokes.
Yes, my friends, coffee can do all this. But what if I told you that it could do so much more? What if I told you that by improving the quality of your coffee, you can improve the quality of your life? Well that’s exactly what I’m here to tell you today.
My news comes from the results of a recent survey done in De’Longhi Japan. The company has found that the better your coffee, the better you perform not just at work, but in your personal life as well.
De’Longhi, by the way is an internationally recognized maker of machines and kitchen appliances. They’re also famous for their line of espresso machines.
The company recently finished a survey of 400 people between the ages of 30-50 and asked specific questions about their incomes and personal lives which provided some interesting results. They discovered that a quarter of the volunteers had specific standards when it came to their coffee and didn’t just drink whatever toilet water was handed to them and that those who did have more discerning tastes when it to their morning brew experienced better results in their daily lives than those who weren’t as choosy.
The survey showed that coffee lovers in general reported an increase in income over a three year period, while the ones who preferred espresso earned more than those who drank hand-brewed (pour-over) coffee or those who got their java from coffee machines.
Another interesting find was that those who drank espresso claimed to more successful in their love lives and felt more confident. Overall, 14.3 percent of the male espresso drinkers said they were popular with the ladies with 40 percent claiming to have dated seven or more women. Of the guys who used coffee machines 2.7 percent felt they had game, while pour-over coffee drinkers came in third at 1.4 percent.
But that’s not all! Coffee drinkers who preferred espresso over more inferior coffees also scored highest in how much effort they put into maintaining their homes and appearances and also said they felt the led more fulfilling lives.
I know! It’s hard to believe, isn’t it? Just imagine! By just switching to a better quality of coffee, you can finally get that raise you’ve been hoping for. That cute yoga instructor living in the apartment down the hall – the one you’ve been pining over for six months now, but have been too afraid to ask out. Go ahead! Do it! Let coffee show you the way.