The Boy Scouts just can’t catch a break. Remember when chicken magnate Dan Cathy said that when we do things God doesn’t like, we elicit His wrath? And remember when the Boy Scouts decided they wouldn’t allow gay scouts?
I’m saying a big “hmmmm” whilst reading this story:
A Boy Scout leader was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in a Pennsylvania river. The beavering occurred when the animal mistook Normand Brousseau’s legs for tree trunks. Okay, so not really, but close.
Jesus wants me to do what? Well, okay.
What really happened was that the 51-year-old scout leader was attacked when the beav swam through his legs, and bit him on the chest, leg, arm, hand, torso, and, of course, butt. Must have been a gay beaver.
If there is a badge for beaver restraint(also referred to as “being a Boy Scout until your 20s”…see what I did there?) Brousseau should receive it as he forcefully held the beast’s jaws closed and tossed it onto shore where it was stoned to death by several Scouts. Yes, really.
It was later discovered that the beaver had rabies. Apparently in this week’s “no shit” moment, authorities said that rabid beaver attacks are uncommon.
Watch out for squirrels, Scouts, you never know when the next attack could occur.
Lance
08/13/2012
There’s a great lesbian joke in here and I’m just not going to make it.
I didn’t even know beavers could be rabid. wait…I live with 4 women…yes i did
Jesse
08/13/2012
Hardy-har-har…better watch out, beavers get violent from time to time.
brahm (alfred lives here)
08/13/2012
There is a crude joke here somewhere, and it is awesome… but inspired by Lance’s restraint I too will be classy and not say it.
THIS IS AWESOME. I know I should feel bad for the dude, but this is hysterical….
I live in an all -male household, both humans and dogs…. so this is foreign to us… but AWESOME.
Jesse
08/13/2012
Well, Brahm, count yourself lucky because unless you have a few stones lying about you might be killed by rabid beaver. Then your whole male household would shun you.