Cat Eats Everything. Town Fears Safety.

 

 

 

New Mexico has something to fear recently.  An 87 year old woman has given up custody of a 39 lb cat. She says she can’t feed it anymore. Once a pet has out eaten you and has started on the furniture, the car and maybe relatives, its time to make a decision.

It’s now in a shelter but for how long? At 39 pounds, metal bars may be no issue. It’ll start on the other animals first….. then the volunteers. The only hope to stop this thing is to have a KFC nearby until the police can contain it.

Listen, it can’t doesn’t fit in its cage.

Cat weighs in at 39 pounds; needs home: krqe.com

It doesn’t win the Guinness World Record of biggest cat. That monster animal was 47 lbs. And by the way, the GWR had to eliminate the biggest cat category in fear that people were doing it on purpose.

Who can take in this cat and put it on a treadmill? Who can afford to give it a home to eat and live in?

Someone very special….and stupid.

Oh, and his name is Meow as in his size speaks for himself.

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  1. Guaranteed Dr. Bernstein is all over this shit. I wonder if this woman was once a cat lady, but… Meow decided her house wasn’t big enough for all of them?

    • I think it became the alpha cat and ate the others.
      She’s probably a dog person now

  2. Ah that’s messed up. Kind of abusive. I have a fat cat too but I’m keeping it in a holding pattern at 17lbs. Because the lady is the one who stuffed this cat’s fat face, not the other way around.

    I hope.

    Jeebuz.

    • I agree. It is abusive. It’s laziness if you ask me. For both owner and pet.

  3. I’m sorry, but that cat is adorable. They need to feed it more though. Because more cat equals more adorable. Pfft. . . lazy indeed!

    • I’ll like to see you take this cat into your ownership…

  4. so this is what Muse means by striking back at the fat catz?

    rock lyric reference

    • Maybe…just kidding… No.

      Excellent.

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