Rich Mommies & Disabled Tour Guides Find a New Way to Cheat the System
Just when you think people can’t stoop any lower, your faith in humanity takes another kick to the gut and you can’t help but shed a tear for future generations. Case in point;…
Senior Living Now With Less Hookers and Crack
I have plans for my retirement. It involves travel until I can no longer do so and then warm temps, ocean, and cocktails. It does NOT involve hookers or crack cocaine. Eh, I’m still young. That might change.
Where Is Benghazi’s Girl With The Yellow Umbrella?
How I Met Your Mother revealed who the mom is before we found out about any scandal with Benghazi.
Would You Want This Man Negotiating Your Freedom? Didn’t Think So
With an American sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in North Korea, the diplomatic path to his freedom just got a little scary. Dennis Rodman is counting on his BFF Kim Jong-Un to play nice and release him. Would you want The Worm in charge of your freedom?
Calling Anne Frank Pornographic
Michigan parent claims Anne Frank’s Diary too ‘Pornographic for 7th grade students. Worried vaginas are worse than Nazis.
Spidergate: New Jersey Governor Kills Spider, Angers PETA
Apparently, PETA is a little miffed that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie killed a spider on his desk in front of a group of schoolchildren.
Lingerie Maker Helps Japanese PM Get Things “Stimulated”.
Focus on the economy, or focus on boobs? Who says you have to choose only one?
Looking To Run Away From Home Forever? Try Mars.
Do you want to run away from home? Then Mars is for you, sign up.
Surprise Package Contains Threatening Dildo
You can get snow blowers, lawn mowers, seed, feed, spools of cord, and threatening dildos? Not at MY Tractor Supply. Maybe I’m just irritating the wrong clerk?
What Really Happened In Benghazi? Ask A Navy SEAL.
A new book book by a Navy SEAL and an Army Rangers shed light on what really happened during the Benghazi attack on the U.S, Consulate last September.
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