Talk about being petty. Stupid and size-ist. It’s an inch. If us women can overlook it, you’d think men could too.
Just recently, two guys from Jersey got a bee up their butt about Subway’s footlong sandwiches. Apparently, they are only 11″. Yup, off by an inch and those Jersey Boys are suing for false advertising.
A picture was taken of the sandwich next to a tape measure. In the photo, the sandwich hits the 11″ mark. The lawyer who hs taken this case also checked the length of sandwiches in 17 other stores. All of which came up shorter than 12″ Subway’s answer to this?
The company issued a statement saying that the sandwich length can vary a bit when franchises do not bake to the exact corporate standards.
So, is suing the company the answer? No. This is another embarrassment drummed up by two greedy men who buy sandwiches and feel their stomachs were short changed. According to new reports, the men are taking a similar class-action suit to Philadephia.
In addition to the two men, a guy from Chicago is filing a suit for $5 million stating Subway has been advertising falsely for too long.
Where does it end?? Not enough pickles? The meat was more than a day old? It’s as if suing a fast food place for the coffee being too hot is the next step.
What? Someone already did that??!!
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Andrea
01/25/2013
I would maybe care about this if I could still eat bread. because bread is so important. but now I just want everyone to suffer as much as me and not get to eat the delicious bread. wait, I forget what we were talking about.
The Six-Fingered Monkey
01/28/2013
It is my understanding that guys in Jersey “worry” about size. Like owning a Hummer, I suspect that this is just a ruse to draw attention away from their small penises.