There are right ways of doing things and there are wrong ways of doing things. I am here to explain to you the right way of doing something important; namely eating a cupcake.
Eating a cupcake is always a huge dilemma if you don’t know the proper method. Do you eat the icing first and then the bare cuppycake bottom? Do you eat the bottom first, sparing the icing covered top to savor for last?? Do you just bite it? Put the whole thing in your mouth? You might be surprised to find out that if you eat your cupcakes any of those ways, you’re doing it wrong.
So here we go. Eating a cupcake like a professional:
STEP ONE: Place the Cupcake in your Non-Dominant Hand:
STEP TWO: Find the center of the cupcake and tear it in half, just under the icing line:
STEP THREE: Completely remove the top of the cupcake from the bottom:
STEP FOUR: Now this is the tricky bit. Bring the bottom piece up, and place it on top of the icing, rough side down:
Voila! You have a proper cupcake sandwich. The icing/cake ratio is now properly balanced making the cupcake as delicious as possible. Be sure and share with your friends:
This information changes everything, right? Trust me. The next time you are out and there are cupcakes and you follow my method, you will enjoy your cupcake at least 73% more and people will literally stop you in order to learn. Teach them, Sprocket Readers. Teach the world.