A guy in Florida is facing charges just because he felt like dancing. OK, it’s actually a bit more complicated than that.
John David Kinder is being charged with disorderly conduct because he was dancing in the middle of the night. In a stranger’s yard…. naked. An unidentified Florida woman was awoken by her dog barking around 1 am back on August 15th. When she looked out the door, she spotted Kinder shaking his nude rump like no one’s business.
An arrest affidavit states that at some point, Kinder fell down in the witness’ yard. An unidentified woman then came over and helped Kinder into her nearby home. The witness who Kinder was cutting a rug for, then called the authorities. A sheriff’s deputy went to the address that Kinder was seen going into, and spoke with him, but Kinder denied seeing anyone dancing around in the street.
The officer then noticed dirt and debris on Kinder’s back, and the witness was able to identify him as the nude performer. Kinder was then arrested and danced his way into the St. Lucie County Jail.