Back on May 26, Ashley Holton was arrested for masturbating on the side of the road. Yes, on the side of the road. Witnesses said she was going at it for at least 30 minutes before deputies arrived, and honking at Holton only made her more excited.
When deputies finally arrived, Holton flashed them, and then assaulted one of the officers when she tried to put Holton’s pants on. She reportedly bit and kicked the officer, but according to Holton, it was just a “love tap”. Maybe she’s actually a zombie, and masturbation was her way of luring victims in?? That deputy should probably have that bite looked at.
Once she was booked in at Marion County Jail, you’d think Holton would calm down some, but in true crazy criminal manner, she didn’t. According to the report, Holton “continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate.”
The Marion County Sheriff’s Office believes Holton was intoxicated, and charged her with exposure of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer, and disorderly conduct.
It has not been reported how many phone numbers, if any, Holton received from her performance that day.