It took almost a day and a half for Katy Perry’s pastor parents to stop reeling from the news that their daughter’s marriage to Crazy Man Russell Brand was ending after 14 months.
“We realize this may have been an extended period of grieving, but it’s behind us now and we’re ready for Katy to move on,” explained Perry’s parents, Keith and Mary Hudson, from their home in Ohio.
Her parents continued, “We’re most excited about all the new attention on Katy right now. We’re sooooper cool as parents, and we hope that with Katy being in the news, that this will bring young cool kids to our church in Westlake, Ohio, so that it can become an even cooler place.”
The couple has hopes and dreams for Katy in the year 2012. “I can’t think of anything better for Katy right now than to date a Christian quarterback.”
The family has made no secret about their wish for Katy to hook up with best known Christian quarterback, Tim Tebow, but they state they’d now like to make clear that the arena is open to all NFL Christian QBs, starting with Number 15, and moving on down.
The Examiner is calling this the year of the Christian QB, so Katy can be like a kid with her hand in a jellybean jar. Keith and Mary Hudson plan on inviting several Christian QBs to their church to speak this year, and they hope that Katy will hit it off with one of them. Keith and Mary Hudson have mentioned Tim Tebow, Number 15, as their first choice, but they have since made public they are open to their second choice Christian QB Aaron Rodgers, Number 12. If they have to, they say they’ll move on down numerically to C-QB Number 8, Sam Bradford.
Sounds like Mrs. Hudson is hoping that Katy’s next single will be “I kissed a QB and I liked it.”