It took almost a day and a half for Katy Perry’s pastor parents to stop reeling from the news that their daughter’s marriage to Crazy Man Russell Brand was ending after 14 months.
“We realize this may have been an extended period of grieving, but it’s behind us now and we’re ready for Katy to move on,” explained Perry’s parents, Keith and Mary Hudson, from their home in Ohio.
Her parents continued, “We’re most excited about all the new attention on Katy right now. We’re sooooper cool as parents, and we hope that with Katy being in the news, that this will bring young cool kids to our church in Westlake, Ohio, so that it can become an even cooler place.”
The couple has hopes and dreams for Katy in the year 2012. “I can’t think of anything better for Katy right now than to date a Christian quarterback.”
The family has made no secret about their wish for Katy to hook up with best known Christian quarterback, Tim Tebow, but they state they’d now like to make clear that the arena is open to all NFL Christian QBs, starting with Number 15, and moving on down.
The Examiner is calling this the year of the Christian QB, so Katy can be like a kid with her hand in a jellybean jar. Keith and Mary Hudson plan on inviting several Christian QBs to their church to speak this year, and they hope that Katy will hit it off with one of them. Keith and Mary Hudson have mentioned Tim Tebow, Number 15, as their first choice, but they have since made public they are open to their second choice Christian QB Aaron Rodgers, Number 12. If they have to, they say they’ll move on down numerically to C-QB Number 8, Sam Bradford.
Sounds like Mrs. Hudson is hoping that Katy’s next single will be “I kissed a QB and I liked it.”
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Maggie S.
01/18/2012
Um…will money change hands, because that sounds sorta…icky?
Alexandra
01/19/2012
I know…can you believe this? It’s like they think it’s a cafeteria.
Lindsay
01/18/2012
Would you really want to lose your virginity to someone who slept with Russell Brand?
Didn’t think so.
Tim Tebow probably has the heebie jeebies thinking about that.
I know I do. *blech*
Alexandra
01/19/2012
I know I DO.
What was she thinking at the time? That kind of interview, I’d love to read. Because, really…had she NOT read his booky wooky?
Ms. G
01/18/2012
Is that why I heard my husband yelling? Run Tebow Run…..; )
Alexandra
01/19/2012
Ha, ha!
Ms. G: EXACTLY.
NO Christian QB is going to be wanting to share that slice of cherry pie. It’s like her parents don’t even know WHO she was married to!
julie gardner
01/18/2012
And here I was already pretty sure I wasn’t a sooooper cool parent.
Now I know for sure.
Alexandra
01/19/2012
No, see, Julie, they said SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOper cool.
Not enough O’s.
You have to think in extry extry O’s. (and don’t make it dirty..)
xo
Anne Flournoy
01/18/2012
hahahahahahahahahaha First celebrity ‘gossip’ column I’ve read that sounds like it’s deconstructing RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. Jacques Derrida? Is there a Jacques in the house, please?
Alexandra
01/19/2012
Such a clever woman, Anne.
I am dingdongdang lucky to know you.
Kimberly
01/18/2012
If Katy can distract Tim Tebow like Jessica Simpson did to that Romo guy…my husband would be soooooper happy.
Ps. Does it matter what religion she marries to? Aren’t parents supposed to be supportive of their kids choices? Jeesh.
Alexandra
01/19/2012
Her parents: beyond clueless. I read the original interview at The Examiner, and they were all like “YAY” jumping up and down, now cool young kids will come to ur church and we’ll invite Christian QB’s to speak here.
Now, why would they want to do that??
brian miller
01/18/2012
this is more than just a little freaky to me…wonder what they think about cherry chapstick?
Alexandra
01/19/2012
Brian, the way parents prostitute their children for their own benefit.
Will never cease to amaze me. The full article is up at The Examiner source on the bottom.
Thank you for stopping! How is everything?
Tonya
01/19/2012
I’ve sent her parents my son’s bio and stats. Sure, he’s only 4 and has never set foot in a church but hey I think we’ve got some pretty good chances.
Alexandra
01/25/2012
No…and ewwww…
YOU DO KNOW WHO SHE”S gotten to know “biblically.”
My head still spins when I think of her parents, both bible belt pastors, and SHE marries Russell.
I mean, did they EVEN not get a bit curious about his bookywooky?
Anna Lefler
01/20/2012
I know there’s a great joke in here somewhere about a Christian tight end…
Alexandra
01/25/2012
In my next life, if I’m sooooooper good in this one, I will be you.
xo
francerants
01/21/2012
Is this post true? Her parents really reacted this way? Or am I being extremely gullible right now?
I’m guessing Katy might be looking for a pagan QB right now, she could probably use a little fun…..
Alexandra
01/25/2012
France, this is true.
Her parents are inviting Christian QB’s to speak at their church and they’re hoping Katy will hit it off with one of them.
Crazy shizz, no?
K A B L O O E Y
01/26/2012
I have to admit, this sounded so much like a fake story (not that I thought it likely that The Empress had been duped, but there could have been a first time, right) that I went to Snopes.com. And found nothing. So then I hit up google and saw all the links. So the parents are caaa-RAY-zee. Apple didn’t fall far, I guess. So what’s Katy’s take on all this? Russell Brand to Tim Tebow? Is it possible to find both these men your type?