It Ain’t Easy Being Freaky

Sometimes it just feels “right.”

Everyone has their turn-ons. While one man’s kinky fetish may be an abomination in the eyes of another, I, for one, try to avoid judging people based on what they do behind closed doors. After all, I wouldn’t want someone to make any assumptions about me based on MY sexual preferences.

Trust me, you would make a few assumptions.

It doesn’t bother me that 24-year-old Jose Angel Perales, of Muscatine, Iowa, likes to parade around in women’s underwear and play with sex toys. I’m from New York, after all, and I’ve been around the block a few times. So, this behavior is relatively tame, if you ask me. In fact, I wouldn’t think twice about Jose’s sexual fetishes if they weren’t connected to a serious crime.

According to police in Davenport, Iowa, Perales entered Dr. John’s Lingerie Store last Friday at around 4:10 a.m. through an unlocked door. Once inside, Perales began trying on numerous “intimate wear” items and experimented with various sex toys found on store shelves.

A police spokesman said that Perales basically “walked around the store and shopped.”

After finding just the right items to tickle his fancy, the 325 lb. Perales, who obviously couldn’t wait to try out his new toys, stripped naked and made his way to the manager’s office. Once inside, he allegedly masturbated anally on the manager’s desk with a sex toy.

Jose Perales likes it dirty!

Realizing that a desk wasn’t the most comfortable place for a “bum rush,” Parales moved to a couch/futon located inside the office, where he could pleasure himself more comfortably.

In all, the Muscatine man’s solo sex party lasted approximately 2 hours. When he was finished, he left the building wearing a blond wig and a dress that he had taken from the store.

When store owners arrived later in the day, they knew something was amiss and it didn’t take long for detectives to pinpoint a suspect in the case, mostly because of all the security cameras in the store.

That’s right, the suspect’s sexual escapade, from start to finish, was caught on tape. He may have gotten away with it, however, if he had just been a little more discreet.

Because he had a criminal background, the naughty burglar’s mugshot was already on file with the police and the surveillance camera footage would have eventually been his downfall, but getting naked in the store made it impossible for him to enjoy his new toys in the privacy of his own home before getting arrested, because the police had an even better lead… his tattoo.

With his naked back to the camera, police were able to quickly identify the pervy perp by his distinctive ink which read, in Old English lettering, “PERALES.”

During a search of Perales’ residence, detectives found several items that had been stolen from the store, valued to be worth around $2,000. Although most of the items were recovered, detectives say the merchandise will be thrown away, because they have been tarnished by Perales’ bodily fluids. Perales was booked into jail, charged with burglary and theft, and later released on $5,000 bond.

The moral of the story?

It’s totally cool to wear women’s clothing and if you wanna stick sex toys in your bottom (or anywhere else), more power to you, but you should really obtain your sexual fetish gear legally and always use them in private – or at least in a place where you are welcome.

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