Just Add Chile Powder and Shake It Baby

This is not the real bus driver. But I bet the real one wanted to hide his face that way. Photo by bark

What’s a tour bus driver to do? The job consists of long exhausting drives followed by long exhausting waits while the passengers while their time away. Clearly, one bus driver in Chile has his answer to downtime. Since he can’t get off the bus and wander to Japan to grope porn stars, he can do the next best thing. Watch porn! On the bus! The general public knows this because, as the viral video shows, he accidentally left it in the tray and played it back for passengers.

I’ve got three things to point out here. First, my but that driver can run fast! At the end, when he realizes what’s happening, he dashes to the front, as if he can make up for in speed what he lacks in common sense. It’s like he’s thinking, “Oops, I just showed you my porn, and now I can make it less humiliating by getting it off faster.” {Badum}. Does it really matter how fast he turns off the movie? The damage is done. We’ve had a thrusting part, a bouncing bottom, and a blow job in under a minute. Clearly, the passengers returned to the bus from their excursion at exactly the wrong moment.

Second, the passengers in the video aren’t in the least disturbed. They must realize that the professionally dressed man walking down the aisle is the source of the tawdriness. Indeed, this understanding is clearly amusing as hell to them, so much so that this one person has started filming on what seems to be a camera phone. Nobody is weirded out or whispering in alarm. They’re giggling as the film heads towards a money shot.

Third, and probably the most obvious, ewwww. The movie is on the bus’s overhead monitors. Where do the passengers think the driver was sitting to, ah, enjoy the action? Do they really think he was doing so without his wang in his hand? Shouldn’t they be checking their seats for suspicious wet spots? Shouldn’t the people whose tickets he’s already taken be rushing to wash their hands? As the matter of fact, who knows what else the driver has come into contact with. Why isn’t there a run on the bathroom taking place here?

I don’t know. Maybe it’s different in Chile. All I can feel sure of is that I’ll keep my hand sanitizer nearby if I ever get on a tour bus. And maybe some seat covers as well. Because you never know what the driver might have been doing while you were away.

Source (You can find the video here. Warning, contains a very busy penis)