Kai on Kimmel: More wit and wisdom from America’s favorite hitchhiker with a hatchet

I just can’t get enough of this guy. But then, who can? Remember Kai, the hatchet-wielding hitchhiking hero who bashed Jesus over the head when he tried to kill a few innocent people? Smash, smash, SUH-MASH.  Okay, so it probably wasn’t the actual Jesus, but it was some homicidal maniac who thought he could do whatever he wanted and Kai and his hatchet sure showed him he was mistaken about that!

Now we can add humble to the list of “h”-adjectives that so appropriately describe this “home-free” surfer dude. Even though he’s become a big-time internet celebrity and can now add an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to his resume (?), he is just as down-to-earth and somewhat incomprehensible as ever.  And kind, which doesn’t begin with h, but does mesh well with it being Random Acts of Kindness Week. He gives everything away to the homeless! And you have to admit, he comes off as pretty random and senseless at times. Shoplifting is perhaps not the best way to go about his charitable endeavors, but it is what it is.

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