According to actor, Jeremy Irons, the gays are at it again, trying to marry their fathers in order to get out of taxes. Those sneaky, sneaky, sneaky gays just want to pervert marriage into father-marrying AGAIN! Thank you, Mr. Irons for exposing this very real and terrible plot by those gays. Why else would they want to marry someone of the same sex, anyway? I can’t think of even one reason anyone would ever want to do that ever (maybe boobs?).
He goes on to say that gays clear don’t need to marry anyway because alls they need is to live with someone, or a dog, because that’s exactly the same thing. Just living with someone, or a dog, is just as good as being married to
a dog your super gay lover. Oh, Jeremy Irons your logic is infallible. The gays only want to marry other gays not “to breed” but to get around tax laws, of course and not, like normal, un-gays, you know, for love. Gays would never marry for love. Gays also never have children. Gays are mostly made of cheese anyway so I don’t even really know how that would work?
I’m really, really glad that Mr. Irons is “just worried” about what gay marriage would do to un-gay marriage and that he’s able to spread the word about the high probability that fathers will immediately start marrying their sons as soon as it’s a law. I think, though, that the amount of human-dog marriage will far outweigh all others as soon as that part’s legal. I’m going to be at the front of the line, maybe behind my dad and brother.