Here in Jersey, we’re kinda used to people making fun of us. And while most of us are nothing like those morons on the Jersey Shore, people do tend to ridicule the way we talk, our highways, our malls and our great big former swamp known as The Meadowlands. The thing is, we really don’t give a shit. There are some really great things about this state…we just don’t want all of you to know about them. As a result, we get no respect.
Now we’ve learned of one more indignity. Of all the places in the world, where do you think Adolf Hitler’s shitter ends up? Yeah, Jersey. It seems that for the past sixty, yes sixty years, the Fuhrer’s throne from his yacht the Aviso Grille, has been residing in, of all places, a New Jersey auto body shop. Don’t ask, it’s only a toilet, we’ve had bodies end up in stranger places.
The toilet and a sink were purchased from a scrapyard when the ship was torn apart and sold off in pieces. The original owner of the auto body shop installed the toilet and used it for the next eighteen years. It is now on display in the front of the shop where it has become a tourist attraction.
And pretty it ain’t. The shop’s current owner has said he is not quite the housekeeper and the toilet is pretty crappy looking…literally. I’m assuming he believes that reflects more on Hitler than on him.
So while many of you may believe this toilet ending up in New Jersey is the latest in an unending series of jokes at our expense, we feel it portrays a basic attitude we have. We may not have much royalty in Jersey, but you can still come and take a look at our thrones.
Jester Queen
02/04/2013
Oh man! How can they confirm that this one belonged to Herr Furher? Not that it matters. I want pictures of the droves of tourists.
Kath
02/04/2013
Ha, well I don’t think there are droves, but it is listed in some weird tourist attraction blogs, so there are people who visit. Apparently it has the hallmarks of the nazi, as did all of the other items he owned/used, and has pretty much been authenticated.
No word on if anyone tried to get dna samples.
Andrea
02/04/2013
I have no words. why this, um, furniture still exists is baffling.
Kath
02/04/2013
whaddaya mean? this has historical or hysterical value…doesn’t it?
Lance
02/04/2013
Der Furhrer’s terlet should be used not displayed. That’s the weird part. People should be able to relieve themselves on Adolph, metaphorically.
Kath
02/04/2013
well they did, but it doesn’t work anymore. I don’t think the guy ever cleaned it, so the evidence of usage remains.
Angie Uncovered
02/07/2013
You just have to wonder why the shop owner would put this on display. It is a toilet once owned by the man responsible for the holocaust. It’s like celebrating evil.
freddie
02/08/2013
where do you come up with this crap,quite shitty if u ask me.gotta love jersey