A 6th grader in Taylor, Michigan made headlines today when she reportedly came to school with $20,000 worth of money in a backpack. Not only was she in school with the cold, hard cash, but she was handing out $100′s to her classmates all willy nilly.
When authorities questioned the girl, she claims that the money came from a neighbor across the street. I assume the Taylor authorities are currently camping outside of said home looking for a drug lab or a senile senior citizen or some crazy rich uncle that wants to fund the police softball team.
Technically the girl hasn’t done anything wrong but, I suppose become the most popular kid in school in a few minutes. The question that is bugging me the most is what the hell kid told? I know $100 doesn’t go as far as it did in 199-whatever year I was in 6th grade. If it were me, I would have taken that hundred and ran to get a hundred million Pogs and kept my fool mouth shut.