Hey, did you guys know there’s a royal wedding coming up soon? Yeah, apparently Prince William finally decided to marry that girl, Kate-something. You know, the one he dated before for awhile I think? I suppose he got tired of all those gay jokes people were telling about him. Or he’s in love.
Whatever. I don’t really care.
Is everyone really that obsessed with this wedding? I’m wondering because nobody I know is talking about it, but every news outlet in the country has an almost daily story about Kate Middleton’s sexy honeymoon lingerie and what the royal wedding cake will look like and awww look! pictures from when Prince William and Kate were toddlers!
Okay, I kind of get it. This is Diana’s son, and who didn’t love Diana? Besides her husband. Heh heh. That’s a little royal joke I just made. I’m hilarious.
But then I saw this:
This? Is a real thing.
A refrigerator with a picture of the happy royal couple. That you can buy and put in your kitchen. This seems like a perfectly normal and reasonable thing to purchase. Just think…you could stare longingly into Prince Williams smiling eyes while waiting for your sodas to chill. Not creepy at all. Nope.
I think I’m going to hold out for the commemorative royal wedding toilet.