Hey, did you guys know there’s a royal wedding coming up soon? Yeah, apparently Prince William finally decided to marry that girl, Kate-something. You know, the one he dated before for awhile I think? I suppose he got tired of all those gay jokes people were telling about him. Or he’s in love.
Whatever. I don’t really care.
Is everyone really that obsessed with this wedding? I’m wondering because nobody I know is talking about it, but every news outlet in the country has an almost daily story about Kate Middleton’s sexy honeymoon lingerie and what the royal wedding cake will look like and awww look! pictures from when Prince William and Kate were toddlers!
Okay, I kind of get it. This is Diana’s son, and who didn’t love Diana? Besides her husband. Heh heh. That’s a little royal joke I just made. I’m hilarious.
But then I saw this:
facebook.com/GEappliancedistributorUK
This? Is a real thing.
A refrigerator with a picture of the happy royal couple. That you can buy and put in your kitchen. This seems like a perfectly normal and reasonable thing to purchase. Just think…you could stare longingly into Prince Williams smiling eyes while waiting for your sodas to chill. Not creepy at all. Nope.
I think I’m going to hold out for the commemorative royal wedding toilet.
Kelly
03/28/2011
Wow! I don’t know what to say about that. Um, who’s going to buy it? Seriously. That would scare the shit out of me on a regular basis.
andygirl
03/28/2011
I have a friend who wants the fridge picture of her own engagement photos. because that’s not narcissistic at all.
I don’t really care about the royal wedding, but then again I don’t care about celebrity weddings either. I don’t get the hype. they’re getting married. good for them. now when is Mad Men coming back?
Miss Yvonne
03/28/2011
Couldn’t she just go old school and stick an 8×10 print up there with a magnet instead?
AndyGirl
03/28/2011
riiiight? that’s what I said.
Nicole (Ninja Mom)
03/28/2011
Effin’ A. That’s a crime against food storage.
Chelle
03/28/2011
I think it’s pretty nice. It would match my Queen Elizabeth stove that, get this, looks like her mouth is opening when you put your muffins in.
That sounds dirty, but it really isn’t. *pats tummy*.
TILTE
03/29/2011
I like this.
Jules
03/28/2011
Now I know what to buy you for your birthday!!! Yay! I win at birthday gifts!
gingermandy
03/28/2011
this would be SO PERFECT to go with my set of “erotic romance novel phrases” magnets.
Erin
03/28/2011
You know, I love the fridge idea.
And I love the fact that the photo on the fridge just ridiculously highlights William’s quickly fading hair-line.
Chelle
03/28/2011
William’s dashing good looks are falling off. It had to be said.
TILTE
03/29/2011
Poor guy. Good thing he’s completely fucking loaded for life, so it doesn’t really matter if his whole face falls off.
subWOW
03/30/2011
Do you get a refund if they split up? Or is the tagline: Will last longer than the fairy tale. Guaranteed.
subWOW
03/30/2011
I need to add this: What WAS the point of getting rid of the royals if people continue to go gaga about them every time anyone of them farted? Ugh. They don’t even have to shoulder the responsibility of running a country. Just all the fun and no fucking work.