In case you’re having a hard time containing your excitement for the June 20 release of Octomom’s, aka Nadya Suleman’s, porno, she’s released some pictures to hold you over. The porn video is a solo project. That’s right, it’s a video of Octomom masturbating after, we assume, reading 50 Shades of Grey. That last part has not been verified but since every other woman in America seems to be reading it, we assume Octomom has too.
Our apologies ahead of time. Unless you’re into Octomom. Then, you’re welcome.
Masturbation makes laundry way more fun!
I’ll iron Christian Grey’s shirts any day.
Octomom isn’t the only celebrity with nudie pics showing up on the internet recently. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi took a few pictures for “personal” use, meaning she sent them to her boyfriend at the time. Rumor has it that he leaked the photos. He, of course, denies it. In the world we live in, especially if you’re already famous, sending nude photos of yourself to someone isn’t the best idea. At least Octomom did it on purpose. Or did Snooki do the same? Hmmmmm…..
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wash my eyes out with soap. Then I need to finish 50 Shades. Er…hang some laundry. I mean, watch Jersey Shore.
Whatever. Don’t judge.
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Andrea
06/15/2012
my eyes! my eyes!
Vinny C
06/15/2012
GAH!!! More soap! MORE SOAP!!!
Jules
06/15/2012
If you’ve washed them out three times and the images are still there, the only thing to do is drink heavily.
Kay
06/15/2012
Apparently she’s never ironed a thing in her life. Also, how do I get paid for topless ironing?
Jules
06/15/2012
Seriously. Those shirts are going to have ironed lines all over them. And I think you get impregnated with 8 babies.
Handflapper
06/15/2012
Hey, me no judge. How airbrushed do those pics have to be after birthing eight children? And if they’re not airbrushed, she’s even more of a freak. But more power to her.
Jules
06/15/2012
I wouldn’t pose for those pics NOW and I haven’t had ONE baby.
Leigh Ann
06/15/2012
What’s worse — the nude pics, or the duckface? I’m just not sure.
Jules
06/15/2012
Duckface is the new sexy face. Evidently.
By Word of Mouth Musings
06/15/2012
pass the bleach!