In case you’re having a hard time containing your excitement for the June 20 release of Octomom’s, aka Nadya Suleman’s, porno, she’s released some pictures to hold you over. The porn video is a solo project. That’s right, it’s a video of Octomom masturbating after, we assume, reading 50 Shades of Grey. That last part has not been verified but since every other woman in America seems to be reading it, we assume Octomom has too.
Our apologies ahead of time. Unless you’re into Octomom. Then, you’re welcome.
Octomom isn’t the only celebrity with nudie pics showing up on the internet recently. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi took a few pictures for “personal” use, meaning she sent them to her boyfriend at the time. Rumor has it that he leaked the photos. He, of course, denies it. In the world we live in, especially if you’re already famous, sending nude photos of yourself to someone isn’t the best idea. At least Octomom did it on purpose. Or did Snooki do the same? Hmmmmm…..
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wash my eyes out with soap. Then I need to finish 50 Shades. Er…hang some laundry. I mean, watch Jersey Shore.
Whatever. Don’t judge.