A lot of things come to mind when you think about your smartphone. It’s your lifeline. It’s how you connect to the world. It staves off boredom when you’re stuck in any waiting room. It’s your computer away from your computer. Admit it, you love your smartphone. So why don’t you let it have some dignity when you go out together? For goodness sake, people, stop making your phone feel dirty and give it some damn underwear!
Everything is so much more convenient in Japan! Women (Or men) not only have easy access to new and used pantsu (That’s Japanese slang for panties, by the way) online, but, in case of emergency, women (And men too, I guess) can access one of the fabled pantsu vending machines scattered here and there across Japan.
Now, coming this June from Japanese company, JBox, your smartphone will no longer be left out as it’s about to get its very own pantsu too.
About damn time!
Imagine! Your phone will never be embarrassed again. The company’s site boasts their silicone panties stretch to fit the most popular devices (Though the more full figured phones will find the squeeze a bit tight) and they’ll come in assortment of sexy styles and colors. There are even boyshorts!
Sure, one could argue that there are other options for when you want to dress your phone up. But those are generally cumbersome and tend to trap dust. Besides, since those other options are usually tricky to change, your phone is often stuck wearing the same outfit day in and day out. Not to mention they’re forced to go commando in those get-ups. At the end of the day, though, most of the time we subject our smartphones to the ultimate shame of being forced to go around naked with us everywhere. What kind of treatment is that?
According to the website you can already pre-order your smartphone its very own pantsu either individually or in sets of seven. Hey! That’s one for every day of the week. How thoughtful!