A Florida couple likes it four times a day. Their brew selections vary; he likes espresso and she’s a coffee blend kinda gal. Neither drink the caffeine as it’s “bad for their health”
Confused yet? Let me clear this up. This couple likes their coffee up the tail in the form of enemas.
You want me to put this where???!!!
At last count, they’ve had a combined 6,000 since they’ve started their new health hobby 2 years ago. That’s approximately 4 times a day.
I, for one, love a good coffee jolt. As a cup of joe connoisseur, I like sipping my java in a coffee house or in the privacy of my home. I also have lived most of my life with the notion that my ass is an exit only (and despite a required colonoscopy, that remains true). Armed with these facts I say, WTF????
Believe it or not, they started when one of them was dealing with stomach issues and other health problems. Enter doing research online and boom! coffee enemas was found. Once they tried out these java jolt injections, they were hooked like heroin addicts. The process takes about 5 hours to set up and complete. Good thing they both work from home.
Family says they worry about the couple .They don’t stay out or trav
el long distances because of their injection routine. One of them tried to quit and almost immediately went to the ER for kidney stones.
Hope they got a Costco card. That liquid elixir can be expensive.
Andrea
02/12/2013
Ew. Ew. Ew.
Kath
02/12/2013
huh? really, who would want to spend their life sitting on the toilet? damn, I hope they have more than one bathroom in the house.