Swedish Woman Faces Charges For Getting “Boned”.

You may want to sit down for this one… And grab a barf bag. A 37-year-old woman living in Sweden is currently up on charges for having sex with human skeletal remains.

My first thought when reading this was obviously, EW!!! (There may have been some dry-heaving involved as well). My second thought? Now that takes boning to a whole ‘nother level!

I know. I can’t help myself sometimes.

According to reports, police went to the unidentified woman’s home in the city of Gothenburg following reports of a gunshot coming from her house. This is when they stumbled upon her “collection”.

If charged, the accused necrophile can get up to two years of jail time for disturbing the peace of the dead and she is also accused of selling bones to an artist in Eastern Sweden. The woman, however, is calling the whole thing a huge misunderstanding. She says she purchased the bones for “historical purposes”.

My guess is all the stuff the police found – including CR-ROMs entitled ”my necrophilia” and “my first experience”, the several photographs of morgues and grave sites and the other “necro-porn” photographs she had of herself getting freaky (In the worst possible way) with a skeleton – won’t work too well in her favor.

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  1. I read about this yesterday and just still can’t stop shuddering. ew. ew ew ew.

    • Believe you me, I shuddered and “ew”ed quite a bit myself when I read about her.

  2. besides the ew, I’m curious about the how. this is way worse than the guy arrested for having sex WITH a couch, on the side of the road.

    • You know, I would have to see the two stories side by side in order to make that decision. Side of the road couch sex is pretty damn bad, too.

      You know what? Nevermind. I’m going to never think of these things again.

    • I don’t want to try to imagine how. Both stories contain imagery I can do without.

  3. And of course it was a city called Gothenburg. The couch and the bones are a toss up – at least one takes place behind closed doors.

    • But even then, she got found out. I’m beginning to wonder about this mysterious gunshot report that brought the cops to her flat.

  4. Man people are so creative! What will they come up with next??? And hopefully Tosh will show stuff and add a word or two soon, I think I need to laugh now that I’m rolled up in a ball and crawled under a rock.

    • That gives me an idea. Maybe someone can do a mock-porn satire with a skeleton puppet. PG rated of course.

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