Being Kate Middleton Must Suck
Screw being the future queen of England. Having people constantly trying to take photos of you nekkid, photos of your baby bump, and dissecting every syllable you say would make me stabby.
Chinese Man Divorces And Sues Wife For Having ‘Ugly’ Baby… AND WINS!
You can’t put a price on true beauty, but ugly can apparently set you back about $120K.
Duggars Support Akin
Because why wouldn’t you come out in support of a man who said atrocious things AND happens to be campaigning for a state you cannot even vote in???
Is Pregnancy a Disability?
Last week the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act was introduced in the Senate in hopes of allowing the ‘reasonable accommodations’ clause of the Americans with Disabilities Act to apply to the Pregnancy Discrimination Act. The bill is not expected to pass.
One Final Wish for Neil Armstrong
If there is a supreme deity looking down upon us from on high, I just want to take a moment to ask him/her/they/it to grant this one small request…
Bumbo Recalls Four Million Chairs, Zero Parents
Next thing you know our infants will be coming home from the hospital with warning labels tattooed directly onto them.
Anyone Got A Turkey Leg For This Baby?
Some people will barter with anything these days. Why use money? The economy is still shit and some people got to use what they have at their disposal. But to trade food for…
Snakes in the City
Well, add escaped snakes to the list of items to look out for when renting an apartment.









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