“Whatever Happened To Crazy?”
As facts and evidence are gathered about the Boston Bombers it’s looking less like a conspiracy and more like crazy.
Arianna Huffington Trashes Apartments Like A Rock Star
Online media maven and Huffington Post founder, Arianna Huffington, has found herself in hot water now that her former landlord, documentary filmmaker Eric Steel, has slapped her with a $500,000 lawsuit for allegedly…
Mountain Mommas Duel to the Death: John Denver Rolling Over In Grave
John Denver obviously had a different West Virginia on his mine when he wrote Country Roads. No where in the song does he mention dueling guns and tasers, stupidity, poor parenting, and homicide.
Being Kate Middleton Must Suck
Screw being the future queen of England. Having people constantly trying to take photos of you nekkid, photos of your baby bump, and dissecting every syllable you say would make me stabby.
Alleged Murderer Jodi Arias Makes a Killing on eBay
Are you a talentless hack? Commit a murder and you’re guaranteed to find a buyer for that garbage you call art.
Oh, Newt… They Want You to Stop Speaking Now
Well, at least I do. I want you to stop speaking now. Your stream of consciousness is difficult to follow and slightly alarming.
The Cups On My Dress Are Runneth Over With Meryl Mockery
Jennifer Lawrence, I like you. I like you A LOT. I like you so much my dreams are filled with sexy sandwiches that include you, me and Bradley Cooper. But you disappointed me,…
When I Said “Crash The Wedding”, I Meant Something Else
A San Diego couple having their wedding inside the basket of a hot balloon weren’t expecting any wedding crashers. Their whole wedding party of 13 people were aboard that balloon as it glided…
12-12-12 and… Nirvana?
I love a good benefit concert, and planned on watching 12-12-12 this evening, but disconcerting news hit my ears this morning, and now I don’t know if I can stomach it.
Crazy Pete Says Shoot Hillary in the Vagina
Pete Santilli, radio host, says Hillary Clinton needs to be “shot in the vagina” and that the hunt for “Obama bin Laden” was fake. Yup. He said that.