Rich Mommies & Disabled Tour Guides Find a New Way to Cheat the System
Just when you think people can’t stoop any lower, your faith in humanity takes another kick to the gut and you can’t help but shed a tear for future generations. Case in point;…
Senior Living Now With Less Hookers and Crack
I have plans for my retirement. It involves travel until I can no longer do so and then warm temps, ocean, and cocktails. It does NOT involve hookers or crack cocaine. Eh, I’m still young. That might change.
The Important Lesson Of Stan “The Man” Petrov
A history lesson from 30 years ago could make the Boston bombing suspect case mean even more than first thought.
Rampant Ignorance Plagues Emergency 911 System
It’s hard to believe that, in this day and age, anyone would be ignorant enough to misuse our country’s emergency 911 system. Whether it’s ignorance or stupidity, no one knows, but the increase…
Man Trades McMeal for the McNasty
I’m not sure if you have to be more sex deprived or more hungry to participate in this sort of activity. I’m not even sure which of these two folks I’m more embarrassed for.
Cookie Monster Accosts Toddler
In New York City, officials are looking to ban costumed creepers from the city following a rash of assaults.
“Suit Man”: This Chinese Pickpocket Puts All Others To Shame.
No matter how good you are, you’ll never be as good as “suit man”. EVER!
Officer Takes One For the Team
Forget what you’ve seen on crime TV shows. It’s okay for cops to lie and accept sexual favors. It’s all in a day’s work.
Mountain Mommas Duel to the Death: John Denver Rolling Over In Grave
John Denver obviously had a different West Virginia on his mine when he wrote Country Roads. No where in the song does he mention dueling guns and tasers, stupidity, poor parenting, and homicide.
Not So Happy Ending For Michigan Massage Therapist
When you fork over your hard earned cash for a massage it is supposed to be a relaxing and therapeutic experience. The first indication that this might not be the case would be finding out that this guy is your therapist. The second might be when he offers you a happy ending.
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