Sorry, there’s just nothing good that can come from combining the words “flesh”, eating” and “drug” in any sentence.
A new study shows that drug education doesn’t really keep people from doing drugs. Scaring the hell out of people is probably more effective. Let’s review.
Marijuana causes people to be lazy, apathetic, and lethargic. Watching Weeds on Netflix causes people to believe they have a clue what they’re talking about when it comes to drug dealing. Smoking the wrong strain will turn you into a bleach blonde bimbo with a lazy eye and an uncontrollable urge to take selfies.
Evan Gattis, known as El Oso Blanco, The White Bear, completed a trek from athletic washout to drug rehab to western wanderer to major league fame.
At 9:00 PM Eastern this evening, the speculation will cease. Will Lance Armstrong admit to doping, or is he using Oprah’s clout to once again remind us of how big of an ass he is?
I’m not saying you shouldn’t ever trust kids, just DON’T EVER TRUST THEM.
I love a good benefit concert, and planned on watching 12-12-12 this evening, but disconcerting news hit my ears this morning, and now I don’t know if I can stomach it.
Nah. Lance Armstrong’s not bitter, or anything…