Beautiful Creatures: Save Your Ticket Money, Buy the Books
Today I wish to perform an act of kindness for YOU, dear Reader. I want to let you know that you should save yourself the cost of a movie ticket for Beautiful Creatures and buy the book instead.
The Cups On My Dress Are Runneth Over With Meryl Mockery
Jennifer Lawrence, I like you. I like you A LOT. I like you so much my dreams are filled with sexy sandwiches that include you, me and Bradley Cooper. But you disappointed me,…
Zero Dark Thirty Is America’s Hot Dog
The number one movie at the box office is also one of the most controversial of all-time and it sparks a debate about torture.
A Christmas Story Bully Wants A Red Ryder BB Gun Called Justice
The bully from A Christmas Story gets pushed around by the filmmakers and toy company associated with the movie.
Halle Berry’s French Dips Make For a Dark Thanksgiving
There’s one thing that makes celebrities just like the rest of us: children. A fight between old guy and new guy over the affections of a littel girl and her angry mother sheds…
Why We’re The National Treasure In The Nicolas Cage Election Of 2012.
It started just after midnight, this morning, in the chilly New England village of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire and it will end just after midnight, tomorrow morning, in a fishing hamlet called Atka,…
ZOMG! New Episode Of The X-Files – Mulder And Scully Are Dating
Regardless of my gig as a writer for Sprocket Ink, I try not to get into other people’s personal business. But when rumors abound that two nerd icons, Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, the…
Keep Up the Good Work Pattinson
Those are the six words that I never thought would fly out of my mouth.
Tom Cruise Lining Up Wife Number Four? Get Ready For TomYo.
“Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.” – The Lizard King, Dionysus, Jim Morrison of The Doors. Early in Tom Cruise’s 1990 epic…
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