Don’t Ever Mess With A Blogger’s Kid, Like Ever
September 11, 2001 changed the United States, in ways that no one could have predicted. To protect the populace from future fanatical suicide bombers that learned how to fly planes in small American…
Glamour, Glitz, And Your 7-Year Old Daughter
Glam Parties: The new craze where your 7 year-old daughter gets a mani, pedi and facial to strengthen her self image. But isn’t that telling her she’s not good enough as she is? Is making her feel like a princess really just setting her up to be a diva?
Kindergarten Graduation Smack Down: Poor Parenting Defined
At the end of a child’s kindergarten experience they will have learned their ABC’s and 1-2-3′s. They will have realized some people are nose pickers, paste eaters, brats, jerks, and bullies. Some kids in Cleveland learned that crying over spilled milk is one thing, but brawling over spilled punch will get you arrested.
Real Starving Children Not Skinny Enough for Scottsdale Mom
Kids these days. It seems like they are immune to the good old-fashioned guilt trips we succumbed to when we were young. What’s a parent to do when their child won’t eat their meatloaf? You hire… ahem… I mean ask some REALLY skinny person to act as a starving person. Nothing terrifies a child like a skinny person, right?
Rich Mommies & Disabled Tour Guides Find a New Way to Cheat the System
Just when you think people can’t stoop any lower, your faith in humanity takes another kick to the gut and you can’t help but shed a tear for future generations. Case in point;…
The Vagina: To Cast or Not To Cast?
Unless you’re willing to go waving the real thing around in public, there’s no good reason to have a copy of it sitting on your coffee table.
Daddy Cries Because You Wrecked the Goods: Postpartum PTSD
You can’t unring a bell and you can’t unsee the birth of your child. Perhaps it is time to give men an out when it comes to being present at childbirth. If nothing else, maybe he should get some good drugs to help him get through it.
Mountain Mommas Duel to the Death: John Denver Rolling Over In Grave
John Denver obviously had a different West Virginia on his mine when he wrote Country Roads. No where in the song does he mention dueling guns and tasers, stupidity, poor parenting, and homicide.
Bong Mom Let’s Baby “Hit That”
One Washington mom is doing her best to prove that marijuana makes you really stupid.
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