“Don’t you find it disgusting?” he asked. “The gay sex?”
“Yes,” I said.
First it was gerbils in the headlines. That’s so last decade. The new critter in the game of stick-it-up-your-ass is a little more slippery, and nasty. Read about the latest craze and the idiots “behind” it.
Forget what you’ve seen on crime TV shows. It’s okay for cops to lie and accept sexual favors. It’s all in a day’s work.
If this guy could take over 100 ladies to bed before, imagine how popular he’ll be after he gets the right equipment.
This is a real advertising campaign for a real product.
College campuses across the country are hosting workshops to help you achieve bigger, better orgasms!
I know I’ve said it before, but sometimes, I really REALLY love science.
Hookers in the nursing home? Just leave a sock on the door.
Not using the STD app? Your dating life is out of date…
The Chinese might be onto something. What better way to promote safe sex by making the very idea of sex awkward and uncomfortable?