Sorry, there’s just nothing good that can come from combining the words “flesh”, eating” and “drug” in any sentence.
A recent ‘survey’ states a third of Americans believe mental illness can be healed with Bible study and prayer. This makes me feel physically ill.
A tip to couples out there: fire is not a good way to get your spouse’s attention.
There are dream jobs and there are DREAM jobs.
You are going to need to start asking your people who send you a friend request for their financials. It would also probably be best if you go ahead and have your current…
FINALLY!!! A practical superhero.
It’s a story older than time itself: Teacher finds out he’s dying, runs into old student selling methamphetamines and decides to become a Meth Kingpin to make money for his family before he croaks, except he ends up becoming an evil bastard. Oh wait – I’m thinking of the whole jealous sibling, Cain vs. Abel thing.
One Chinese zoo learns it’s not as easy to fool people as you’d think.
Random vaginal and rectal probes on the side of the road though? You can’t be serious, Texas, so you must be drunk.