Forget sliced bread, the Itnernet has proven to be simultaneously best and worst thing that human kind has ever created. The information superhigh way has been a way to transit astronishing information the instant it happens. It’s also a nice way to make a lucrative living selling crap that nobody ever thought they would want until they saw a low quality cell phone picture of it posted online.
The things that people are selling on sites like Craigslist or eBay are not always in the best condition. Yes you might score a win with an authentic Louis Vuitton purse, or a car that actually runs. But odds are you have to dig through peed on couches and broken toys that moms swear are still worth what they paid for it at Wal-Mart three years ago.
Remember that time some kid tried to sell his virginity? Or those people who tried to sell a baby? Thought that was a low point for human kind? We might have hit a new one. Positive pregnancy tests via Craigslist.
Yes! Want to get that boyfriend of yours into putting a ring on it? Need some cash for an “abortion”? Want to really stick it to your father for all those issues he’s given you over the years? Look no further than Craigslist where pregnant women will pee on a stick for you to prove that you are in fact one of the worst people on Earth.
The sellers of these positive tests like to post things like “it’s not my business what you do with the test when you get it”. How’s that for a no-fault clause for you? Because only good, wholesome citizens need physical proof for whatever lies they’ve cooked up.
And despite the Google ads and spam I will probably receive as a result, I had to search for myself. Being in the fourth largest city in the nation, odds are high I’d come across a crazy right? I owed it to you SprocketInk readers to thoroughly investigate.
Look for my follow up in a couple months where I will be talking about a woman being sued by her ex-boyfriend for monies giving for a non-existent pregnancy and her countersuit to the Craigslist seller.