Every year, the Princeton Review releases results from a survey about which colleges in America party the hardest. For some, this may be a reason to go to college. For others, they may want to avoid these schools. I just want to try to explain why they were chosen.
10. University of Texas – Have you ever been to Austin? It’s hot. What goes better with a hot day than a cold beer? Enough said.
Woo Hoo! Hook 'em Horns!
9. University of Florida – I imagine the students at UF drink a lot so they can forget how stupid they look when they make the alligator hand motions at ball games. Plus, Tim Tebow graduated and all…what’s left?
See what I mean?
8. Florida State University – I went to high school in Tallahassee so I may be a bit biased here, but they also party because being a Seminole is complete awesomeness and deserves a little celebration. See how they beat UF in the Party School competition? (Too much?) No really, these students drink because their football team has only beat the University of Florida once in the last 7 years. And because Bobby Bowden retired.
Go Noles!
7. Penn State University – Ah, good ol’ Penn State. It’s difficult to remember which games are “white out” games. Drinking helps that. It also helps keep a person warm when that person decides to use body paint on “white out” days.
Someone might want to tell these kiddos that their school is in a cold place…
6. West Virginia State University – The students here drink because it’s West Virginia. I believe it’s a law that you have to drink, isn’t it?
KISS?
5. University of California – Santa Barbara - I’m just going to assume these students are staying liquored up on margaritas and tequila due to the awesome weather. I might be wrong on this.
What the Hell was I thinking when I chose my college? Hello Beach!
4. University of Iowa – There’s nothing else to do in Iowa is there? Exactly.
"I'm the A!"
3. University of Mississippi aka Ole Miss – They drink. Their daddies drank. Their granddaddies drank. Their great-granddaddies drank…
2. University of Georgia – NOW they’ll drink because they lost their spot as #1 Party School.
1. Ohio University (not to be confused with the more well known, THE Ohio State University) – Ohio University is like the unwanted step-child in Ohio. It can’t quite measure up to everyone’s high expectations set due to the other famous state university. So the students here rebel. If they can’t have the love of the state, they’ll aim for the best Party School in the USA! Well done, OU! (Seriously though, if you want the wildest Halloween ever, THIS is where you want to be! Trust me!)
OU Halloween Night…
OU, the morning after.
And for 14 years straight, the award for Stone-Cold Sober School goes to Bringham Young University!
Partying, BYU Style
Jonah Gibson
08/03/2011
Personal opinion: best looking coeds on the planet are at U. Texas. Good enough reason to throw a party Best college party I ever attended was at Ohio U. and that was in 1969.
Aly
08/03/2011
All those BYU bitches are virgins.
There’s money to be made there somewhere….
You didn’t hear it from me.
The Sweetest
08/03/2011
As a native Texas who lived in Austin for seven years, I am going to have to agree with Jonah. Texas women are the prettiest
Jayme (The Random Blogette)
08/03/2011
Being from Ohio I believe that I am one of the lamest people because I never attended the infamous OU Halloween parties! I did go to one of the schools with the “supposed” highest STD rate in the nation, BGSU. What else is there to do in Bowling Green, Ohio but get drunk and screw?! Not that I would know anything about that…
(And no I never got an STD. One of the lucky one here!!)
Kir
08/04/2011
Oh How I miss college….I’ve never partied at any of these schools, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t
PAR-TAY!
OH YEAH!
LOL