The sexual revolution has been difficult for some. Many of us were raised to be very private about our sexuality. We guard those feelings like the password to our Facebook or Twitter accounts. Our mothers told us that men only like “those kind of girls” for one thing. All of the sudden we’re supposed to be open about what we want? It’s scary.
Are you having difficulty giving your partner the verbal go ahead? Do words escape you when you want to yell, “I WANT YOU!”? You’re not alone and you’re not out of luck. You don’t need to take a class on expressing the power of your nether regions to make your point. Fortunately, there’s a company that is willing to take that step for us.
Studio Roosegaarde, a design company from the Netherlands, has taken your sexual desires and put them on display. The dress is micro-chipped to detect your heart rate. An increase in heart rate causes the dress to become transparent. Nothing says “take this dress off of me” like increased heart rate, right?
Sure, this dress could have told Kevin in 11th grade that you really liked him a lot, but there are some obvious concerns to wearing this ensemble in public.
- You’re at a restaurant and the party next to you and your not-so-great first date has balloon bouquets. A balloon escapes and hits a hot light bulb and pops. You get scared and your heart rate increases. Nipple flash.
- A racy text message from another possible suitor comes in and you’re casually looking at it (under the table to be discreet of course). You get a bit of a surge and all of the sudden your panties are on display.
- You’re meeting your date at the venue and you’re in a close call traffic accident. It’s your fault. The police officer approaches your car… wait, this might work in your favor.
- You’re allergic to shell fish and realize too late that you’ve just taken a bite of the most delicious shrimp primavera ever. You panic. Your heart races and all of the sudden you’re naked to the public.
While you might feel a little tongue tied when it comes to expressing your sexual desires, it might be a good idea for now to just learn to use your words. “I think you’re exactly what I’ve been waiting for during all of my years of wordless desire. Please assist me in disrobing so that we may commence the convergence of our genitalia.” I mean it doesn’t get any sexier than being direct, right?
Lance
03/01/2013
This is worthless to married dudes like me. The Mrs changes into pjs or shirts/shorts as soon as she gets home. When we’re out, we usually have kids. But for single guys, this is perfect.
Angie Uncovered
03/01/2013
As a single woman I can’t think of any situation where this would be good for me. I have tons of physical self-control, but mentally I’m a whore. I might just as well go naked.
Andrea
03/01/2013
yeah I don’t need this at all. I need a chip that gets me to shut up and stop talking about sex all the time.
though, I admit, I would kind of like to have panic attack and suddenly end up naked in public. sudden celebrity!
Angie Uncovered
03/01/2013
This sexual peak would render this dress Saran Wrap. Might still think about it for when speeding on the interstate.
Handflapper
03/02/2013
I keep thinking about Wonder Woman’s invisible plane which is not even close to the same thing. Also those x-ray goggles you order off the back of comic books. Bet these guys invented those too.