I hate the dentist. I hate the dentist with the fiery passion of a thousand universes. And now? They making replacement teeth from urine. I mean, haven’t you done enough, dentists? Isn’t it enough you’ve crushed our souls to dust since we were in grade school? Ok, so maybe it’s “researchers in China” but whatever, dentists are behind this, I can tell.
The researchers are producing “tooth-like structures” in mice. So, basically, mice sharks is what we’re talking about. “Marks” or “Shice,” as they’re commonly know, IN MY NIGHTMARES, are growing these “teeth” in labs where they’re probably just getting angrier and angrier and sharpening their “tooth-like structures” in preparation for, SHICE WEEK! Eh, maybe not as spine tingling, but there are tiny mice!! With probable shark teeth! NIBBLING ANGRILY! SHICENADO!
There’s a lot of skepticism about this study, but I totally buy it because I’ve seen a shitton of bladder stones. If pee is able to grow a bladder full of stones, I don’t think teeth are that far off. I guess that’s not quite how it’s done, but it kinda makes it a little more believable. If you’re in need of some extra teeth, urine in luck (in 20 years) when this works out. As for me, I’mma stick with my porcelain tooth, thank you very much. Or maybe switch to gold because then ambulance drivers will steal my teeth when I’m dying.