Are you looking for a way to drop a few excess pounds, feel lighter, enjoy yourself, and be the pretty pretty pony that you are on the inside? Have I got news for you! The wait is over. Grab your spandex pants and strap on those ankle weights and let’s Prancercise, folks! “Let’s stop talking and do some walking!”
First of all, if you watched the video you’re probably wondering what everyone else is wondering, “Why is she wearing that necklace?” The second question you’re asking yourself might be, “Is that Werewolves of London, Sweet Home Alabama, or just Kid Rock?” I don’t have answers for either of those questions. What I can tell you for certain is that the creator of Prancercise, Joanna Rohrback, B.H.S. Owner/MGR.M, and prancer extraordinaire didn’t know what a camel toe was until she put this video on YouTube and it went viral because of it. Not camelflage. Camel Toe.
For the readers out there that aren’t aware and didn’t watch the video, no one was discussing her fancy prancy moves when they mentioned her camel toe. It’s not a delicacy. You’ll notice there is no eating in the video. It’s also not a dance step. For more information feel free to click here: Camel Toe or check with Damon.
Most women are a bit embarrassed by their camel toe. If you don’t believe me, check out the women constantly pulling at the thighs of their leggings, shorts, yoga pants, etc. at the gym. It isn’t because the tops of their thighs get really sweaty.
Joanna is not your average filly, though. According to a recent interview, Rohrback is quoted as saying, ’I'm not embarrassed at all,’ she said, adding, ‘My camel toe doesn’t embarrass me.’ She also stated, ”I don’t pay attention to the neighsayers. Get it? N-E-I-G-H. It doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve always been special, and now all these people are finally noticing it. And I just wanna tell ‘em, ‘What took you so long?’ “ Reports also state that the clothing choices for the photos and the video were hers as was every single bit of the video and her book, which is available for purchase on Amazon if you’re in the market.
None of this is to say that these things are worthy of the internet ridicule they’ve received. Ms. Rohrback has managed to do something so many need to do. She’s created and discovered something which, to her, could be as big as Sweating to the Oldies. She’s found bliss, her inner animal totem, her center. She’s found happiness. It’s impossible to watch without smiling, laughing, and maybe even trying it. At home. Alone. When no one can see you. Possibly with a fan pointed at you so your mane blows in the wind. Go on. Try it. You know on your next trip to the bathroom you’ll be tempted to put a little prance in your step. It’s nothing to be ashamed of! Somewhere out there even a Sprocket Ink writer is doing it, but you’ll never see that. Heck, Even Al Rocher does it. Go embrace your inner filly, stallion, gelding, foal, whatever you might be. Get your prance on.