Legendary bombshell actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, now aged 94 was taken to hospital on Wednsday, March 23, 2011, upon hearing the news that her dear friend, Liz Taylor had passed away. Her blood pressure shot through the roof and she expressed fear that the news of it would cause her to pass away prematurely.
She believes firmly in the superstition that tragedies come in threes, as this was regularly taught when she was born in 1543. With the recent passing of Jane Russell & Liz Taylor, she is concerned that she might be up next on Heaven’s dance card ( the poor lady. I feel for her, I really, truly do. Imagine how relieved she’ll feel if another star kicks the bucket in the next few days). It’s thought that she might be giving Shirley MacLaine and Mickey Rooney the evil eye in hopes of bringing them the bad luck instead of her, buying her some more time.
Nobody is bringing up the fact to her that she is pretty much 78234 years old now and refuses to have her left, blood clot riddled leg removed (as was partially required of her right due to infection in late 2010). Instead, they are just pretending to check their blackberries, nodding and looking awkwardly at one another a lot.
My own sources indicate that her sister, Eva has been calling her home by haunting the actress with the tune, “Gangrene Acres is the Place for you!” since her own tragic death in 1995. Zsa Zsa has been ignoring her sister out of sheer stubbornness for 16 years.
This isn’t funny and I shouldn’t be laughing.
*pinches own leg*.
I am so sorry.
*pinching it again, but harder*
*leg partially falls off*
Uh oh…. still laughing. I am a terrible person.
Oh Zsa Zsa, I love you.
Thankfully, she was back at home on Thursday, feeling better & I hope she has many more healthy years full of giving people hell and slapping law men who get cheeky.